Saturday, July 24, 2010

Those headlines

My current mystery involves a young newspaper reporter on a small weekly newspaper.  I've spent time in the field of journalism and have collected humorous headlines over the years.  I ran across a site today with more.  Here are a few:

Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Reagan Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead
Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung
Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter
Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies
War Dims Hope for Peace
William Kelly was Fed Secretary

Taken from's funny newspaper headlines.

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