My current mystery involves a young newspaper reporter on a small weekly newspaper. I've spent time in the field of journalism and have collected humorous headlines over the years. I ran across a site today with more. Here are a few:
• Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
• Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
• Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water
• Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
• Reagan Wins on Budget, but More Lies Ahead
• Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery
• Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted
• Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
• Smokers are Productive, but Death Cuts Efficiency
• Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
• Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
• Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
• Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
• Stolen Painting Found by Tree
• Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
• Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung
• Two Sisters Reunite after Eighteen Years at Checkout Counter
• Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies
• War Dims Hope for Peace
• William Kelly was Fed Secretary
Taken from alphadictionary.com's funny newspaper headlines.
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